What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
Among us is a game (skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill every one, do this sound similar on September 11, 2001...
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan Mosque." Damn thats a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
Who is yourself and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
anti funny joke why do depressed people want to kill them selves to be loved on the news show for 10 minutes
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o clock on new years. First kill of the match
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
should i kill the main characters best friends in my book it an autobiography
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ̈Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! ̈ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ̈Yes sir! ̈ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ̈Forks and knives, forks and knives! ̈ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ̈Goody-goody gumdrops! ̈ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You ́re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
