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What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
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so i was on the phone with a scam caller, he said he knew where i lived and would kill my children and wife jokes on him i already did.
Teenager: OMG, I’m prego, my moms gonna kill me Baby: Lmao, same
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
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I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
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What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
These gags are killing me !
