Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
If you kill an orphan would that count as a squad wipe.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
These gags are killing me !
Technically suicide is murder and murder is ilegal so if I kill myself my body should go to jail
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
My initials are K.M.C
Which could also stand for Kill Main Character.
Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.
I’m writing an autobiography.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humour, they think of humour as like a happy thing because humour makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering, if I take a joke like , how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb, none they just beat the room for being black, now that joke isn’t make light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racial discriminated against, it’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind and that is important, humour at its best takes the bad thing in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny
And before you go in the comments and say i agree with rape, I don’t, I hope everybody who rapes someone to have there dick cut of, my little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
That one awkward moment you try to relate to batman by killing your parents.
you can't say hitler was a bad person he did kill hitler after all
What did hitler kill himself with? A Nein-millimeter
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again I almost killed myself
whats the difrence between hitler and you
one didnt keep posting on twiter about killing them selfs