Kid

Kid Jokes

Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of a object that's not alive, so i wrote a story about an emo kid

Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back

One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage

why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''