Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Kid Jokes
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
