*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
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I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
What's common in vampires and American kids ?
They both don't get old .
Billy: hay kid why are you sad
Orphan: oh I'm waiting for my parents
Billy: oh and how long have you been here
Orphan: about 200 years
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves let the kid starve.
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
Romdom: What are ur hobbies?
Me: bullying kids in WhatsApp group's💀
Why don’t I shut myself all the time. I can only fit so many pares of kid in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
why dose orphans play with other kids on a play ground so they will sneak in there parents car to be brother or sister
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Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?
I told him to be a stand up comedian
When the kid in the wheel chair scares you.... You wheelie scared me.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
