Kid jokes
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Bob, why are you kicking the kids?
What, it's not like they have a home to go to.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
I don't like them white, pale, always talking about death EMO kids!
Sorry, I meant CHEMO kids.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What is the real reason why men jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
A kid gets home from school and finds his mom and dad having sex. The kid asks, "What are you doing, Dad?" The dad replies, "Having sex with your mom, son," and he starts laughing.
The next day, Dad gets home from work and finds his son having sex with his nan. The dad shouts, "What the hell are you doing, son?" The kid replies, "It's not funny when it's your mom, is it?"
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would cut himself to death.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.