Kid jokes
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Memes
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
In case there's a school shooting, the teachers can help out and shoot the kids.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.
Son: Really?
Also 2 hours later:
Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.
Mom: Son, I-
What's the difference between three dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.