Kid jokes

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.

What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?

“Here comes the airplane!”

What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?

They both are plastic and like kids.

School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.

Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?

A: Give them a Happy Meal.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!

Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.

When you get suspended from school for giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"

A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.

Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who’s there?

Kid: Not your parents.