did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT WHAT!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan
dad: want to go to the park kid:sure dad:come on kid:why are we at the orphanige dad:go in
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
why do you let your dads sleep so they dont get grumpy and eat your dinner
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid? Father's Day
whats an orpans least favorite day: take your kid to work day
Kid 123 how’s downline Orphan what home😂😂😂😂😂 sorry
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man: why cant an orphan use Verizon? kid: i dont know why man: cause they have a family plan kid: well i need to get another phone service now
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
If you were a room in my house I’d make you the basement. So I could put kids inside you.
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POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the mothervoard
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
what hit the ground first in a tree a leaf or a emo kid the leaf because a emo kid got a rope to save him
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
