Kid jokes
A teacher is teaching a class algebra. Timmy, you've worked out it is AK, but what is 59 minus 12? Timmy shakes his head, not knowing. The teacher asks, "How about AK 49 minus 2?" Timmy replies with um... The teacher becomes frustrated and yells, "What comes after AK, Timmy!?" The white kid at the back stands, shouts 47, and pulls the trigger.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
A father is talking to his three kids.
Kid 1: Why is my name Rose?
Dad: Because when you were a kid, a rose fell on your head.
Kid 2: Why is my name Lily?
Dad: Because a lily fell on your head when you were a baby.
Kid 3: Auughhghhhggghhh!
Dad: Oh hey, Brick.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"
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Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
I got detention one day. I donโt know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Whoโs more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"
A kid goes to bed with his dad because heโs scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!