Kid jokes

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.

Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: I don't know why.

Man: Because they have a family plan.

Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

What famous book writer for kids loved insects?

Beatrix Potter.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?

Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."

There is no family.

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.

Why can’t you trust an emo kid?

'Cause they always leave you hanging.

What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?

Father's Day.

Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.