Kid

Kid jokes

Pizza

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.

Dad

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Koala

Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

Gravity

If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?

Emo kid

What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.

School

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Pencil

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Insult

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Forest

A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.

Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"

Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Loading screen

What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?

They both couldn't make it all the way.

Orphan

Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

Orphan

If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Teacher

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"