If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I was driving when I saw a kid chasing after a ball, but I didn’t have enough time to slow down. Then I pulled over, and the dad yelled, "What the fuck did you do?" I looked into the street and saw the ball completely deflated and the kid crying, "Now I gotta hear him bitch and moan all day," he continues.
