Kid jokes
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"