What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
This website is darker than the kid that got arrested last week.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?
Are you kidding me?!?
Why was the kid sad?
He was adopted.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
