Kid

Kid jokes

Movie

    • Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.

    Building

    • Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

    Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

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    • Autism

    • Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

    Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

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    • Kid memes

    Fight

    • When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

    Wheelchair kid

    • My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

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    • Emo kid

    • Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

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    • Orphanage

    • When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.

    Name

    • On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

    The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

    The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

    The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

    Test

    • So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"

    So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.

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    • Wish

    • Make a wish.

    Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.

    Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!

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