Kid Jokes

Who can jump the highest?

emo kids some are still in the air

A kid and a man is walking into a forest at night, Kid "Mr, its getting dark, I'm scared!" Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone"

some kid with parents "knock knock" "orphan'' whose there? some kid with parents "not your parents"

imagine being an orphan * kid beside me crying*

Whats the difference between a lamboi and a pile of dead kids ... i don't have a lambo in my garage

that one kid who thinks hes cool

A young man with a fade haircut, braces, wearing a red jacket and a chain, smirks.

Orphan: I want to kill my parents Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that big man

Why cant orphan kids play baseball? Cause they cant find home.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

How do you surprise a blind kid... put a plunger in the toilet

Why was the kid sad?

He was adopted.

There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."

Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.