Kid jokes
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
What do you call your kids?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
There were four people in a helicopter: Trump, a first-grade kid, a schoolteacher, and the Chinese leader.
There were only three parachutes. The Chinese leader takes one and jumps. The schoolteacher says she has to teach, so she jumps. Trump and the first-grader are left. Trump says, "I've lived my life; you take the last one." So the kid puts on his backpack and jumps. Trump makes it out safe.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
What do you call a Down syndrome kid who has been physically abused by older teenagers and her parents for a total of 16 years and has red marks all over their body?
Not funny because Down syndrome jokes aren't funny ;)