Kid jokes
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Kid: I want to be like Batman.
Genie: I can make arrangements. The kid comes home, both of his parents are dead.
Genie: I told you.
Kid: .............................................
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
As a kid, I was made to walk the plank.
Because we couldn't afford a dog.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.
What do you get when you cross an adopted kid with a river?
Moses hits the adoption lottery!
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
A sibling went up to their other sibling and said, "Dad said you're adopted."
The other sibling said, "You are, too."
Then the first sibling goes, "No, I'm not."
And the sibling says, "We're twins."
The other kid goes, "And you're adopted... oh."