Disappearing Dad

The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dummy! It's funny 'cause the kid's dad left and didn't come back, like a magician disappearing. Get it? You probably don't since you are asking me, Explain bear!

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