Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Kid Jokes
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What did the man say to the deaf kid? He said...
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
