Kid jokes

When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.

Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

The humor of this generation of kids shouldn't be called 'brain rot'; it should be called 'brain rape.' I believe most people of this generation that aren't 5-year-olds could agree with me, but my mind and thoughts have been violated by the things that kids these days find funny and entertaining. #SKIBIDDI

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

What’s the difference between kids and drugs?

I don’t hide drugs in my basement.

You're so slow, the sped kid is your tutor.

What do Israel and Epstein have in common?

"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

You'd think with Jason being a pastor's kid, his parents would have gotten him Invisalign.

And an exorcism.