What song do you play at a emo kids funeral House of Pain jump around
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan Nothing, no one cares how much led is in those kids
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid? Call them retarded
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid? Just beat it
How do you knockout 26 kids in one punch Give them a Sandy Hook
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza. Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
what's a pedo's favourite snack? sour patch kids.
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why’d Biden get fired from the supermarket He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread
POV an Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid and the kidnapper called the kids mom then the mom said no its fine my kid got a b he failed and the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failiure
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook all they wanted was books but got magazines instead
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied... I told him, "Just tell them what you see."
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
