I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid, they were still breathing so I told them to walk it off.
What does gum in my dick have in common? Both get chewed on by a little kids
me: brings in missing child police: omg this kid has been missing for 3 months. here is your reward me: oh, cool
NEXT DAY
me: brings in 8 other kids
police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi ii'm adopt and you guys hurt my feelings it is not god :(😔😞😔🥺 ii'm just a kid ii'm 7.
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the RHYME BUS
A kid asks trump: Kid: 'where are the confidential files?' Trump: 'there they are bud!'
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
What do you call an emo kid with light-up shoes? A human chandelier.
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom Kill confermed
What do you call 3 kids laying down in the classroom Kill streak
