Kick jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
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Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
DOGE POKÉMON CARD!!!
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"
The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.
"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"
"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."
A man asks to play kick the bucket (not death).
The other man agrees. They go to the top of Mt. Everest. The man who asked ties the bucket to the other one's foot. Then he kicks it off the cliff, which brings the man with it. LOL
THE END
I HATE URANUS! I WANNA KICK IT!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.