Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years? He kicked the bucket.
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Um honey I'm glad your done but um WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I"M PRETTY SURE FACES DON"T BEND THAT WAY!!
How do you rape a girl , By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes
Why can't a orphan play kick ball be cause the can't hit the home plate
I HATE URANUS I WANNA KICK IT!
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
you know shit is going down when anything pumped up kicks related is brought into school
what happens when you kick a boy in the balls. THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN
ill slit your throat and kick you in the gut till you die 1 time
I had a dissability where I kept pronouncing my g as an r, so one day, I said I liked Grapes. Of course, I pronounced it I like Rapes. I was kicked out of preshool.
y did the ox get kicked out of the herd
because it wasnt being an ox it was being a butt-ox..!
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football I hear they have good hang time
Bob y r u kicking the kids What it's not like they have a home to go to
Ok ok so. One I ever I was on the way home and this kid said man I could kick your but five seconds later I kick his but
a blonde a brunette and a redhead are robbing a bank. the police are soon after them so they hide in a bunch of barrels. the police arrive and search the area, they come over too the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it, the brunette says "woof". "oh, it's just a dog" says the police officer and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. the redhead says "meow", "oh it's just a cat" says the officer then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden the blonde says "potato"
