Kick Jokes

how do you end arguement with an emo, kick the chair

i saw a girl crying i told her where are your parents She cried more after that i got kicked out of the Orphanage

my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped up kicks"

so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.

if you kick a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents on you

When babies kick their mother it'd okay but when I do it, it's a crime...

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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Q: why was barbie kicked out of the toy box A: she sat on pinocchios face and siad "lie to me

How do you circumcis a hillbilly, Kick his sister in the jaw

There is this boy in my year , he is in a wheelchair so I kicked a football at him and pushed him and so then I shouted ROCKET LAUGE

i kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair and now were playing rocket league

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home depot

Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

how to kick a deaf person off the plane step1 pretend to yell and get some friends to do it too step 2 tell your friends to raise both of there hands step 3 hes out of the plane on a parachute.

friend: My bike doesn't have a kick stand so it can't stand up.

me: nah it's just two tired.

A blonde, burnette and a red-head are running from the police. They come across an old shack, with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the burnette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the red-head. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POtaTOES!!" And gets arrested.