What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket? Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your BUTT!
The cashier kicked me out cause when he asked for 99 cents I gave him 99 scents.
Knock knock!! Whos there?? Dishwasher!! Dishwasher who?? Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheel chair now were playing rocket league
why was the roman soldier kicked out of the army- because he was romin around during war
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my junk was in the book of world records until i got kicked out of the library
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Uranus caught a 3metre flatty while surfing . Check the tail still kicking. Deadly my bruss!
I got kicked out of flight school so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis)
Why do people play soccer
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent
wen you are stresing from home work just do some skatbording and kick but.
Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW
What is a terrorists favorite song?
Pumped up kicks.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
my bad I kick me bad in if balls and he got so fucking mad
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
