Kick jokes
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
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I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
What is a terrorist's favorite song?
"Pumped Up Kicks."
My junk was in the book of world records until I got kicked out of the library.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.