Period: Guess who’s back... back again... Me: Ugh, can we not do this today? Period: I can come back in 9 months? Me: Keep fucking singing.
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say "Boy you Can Keep It"
Keep Rolling you're eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there
What did the woman say to the man? Stop. What did the man do? Keep going
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
A cop saw an old lady carring two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash. "How did you get all this?" asked the cop. "Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grapped by hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that nobody pees in my yard ever again." The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?" She said, "Not everybody paid."
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1s thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
a pastor asked his child what his favourite bible verse was...he responded keep watch, because he wanted a watch
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics I AM keeping Trak
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR
Who thinks I should keep bothring gwen? Comments good or bad!
where does caesar keep his armies up his sleavies
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
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Did you hear that nursing homes keep returning the new Paul Walkers?
They let the elderly move fast, but then burst into flames and burn the patients alive.
Why do u keep repeating the same joke
