Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
What did the octopus say to the other? Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands.
if I told u, u had a nice body would u hold it against me.
I fear my last words will be ''hold my beer and watch this.''
what's the difference between u and a bench? a bench can hold a family.
Here’s my hand, please hold it. That way I can say I was touched by an angel.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging
Hey can u hold this for a second
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
Why did alice from wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
friend: hits head* others: how many fingers am i holding up? me: to friend* how suicidal am i on a scale from one to ten? friend: ten me: hes fine guys
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
