Kys jokes

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I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.

Just kidding.

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.

How to not exist: Kys.

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

"kys" (keep yourself safe).

Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.

But she has to. She's his mom.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.