At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
random person we are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe. hitla thats exactly what i said
why dont we keep the balls rolling
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no don't please just keep going. Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER
why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan he was not worth keeping
family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fan. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.
How does a butcher keep his tent up in the wind? Steaks.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in? Vat-I-Cans !!!
what color is sonics ball.
Blue because he keeps getting rejected
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding
One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
