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Plan

    • What's the difference between you and me?

    I have a plan for this new year.

    So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

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    • Sex

    • If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

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    • Keep memes

    Foot

    • Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

    Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

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    • Joke club

    • I AM SFLUGO FOUNDER OF THE PRO ORPHAN JOKE CLUB. Just want to say that people spamming does nothing and we will keep making our jokes!! #SaveOrphanJokes and please say in the comments if you want to join the club.

    Name

    • When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

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    • Bar

    • Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

    The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

    Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

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    • Mom

    • I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

    (Male fantasy)

    Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

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    • Twin Towers

    • My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

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