Keep jokes
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
I can't believe what just happened. I was at the bowling alley having a great time with my girlfriend when suddenly a man took all of our bowling pins! I asked him why and he said he needed more tapins to keep his career relevant. I instantly realized it was Penaldo!
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Cashier: "Will you want the milk in a bag today, sir?"
Customer: "I’ll just keep it in the carton if you don’t mind."
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
How do you keep a mute woman you've raped from telling on you?
By cutting off her fingers.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."