Keep track jokes
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Community talk
Locked in prison with no escape, Keeping track of long lost days. Where will my weary soul reside, When there is nothing left inside.
Who will want my painful soul, whose actions made of me a fool? Can I ever live with myself, Or in eternal darkness dwell,
Can the light of truth free me, Or all alone will I ever be? The fate of my life is long gone, For I have done too much wrong.