Keep track jokes

Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?

Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?

To keep track of his rhyme time.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

went (DYM 134).

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!

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We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.