My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains, how many have you derailed this year
Me: Sorry boss, it’s hard to keep track
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
