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Anonymous

Good girl.

A man is sitting on a couch with his arm around a woman whose mouth is covered in duct tape and her hands and feet are tied. The text says "This could be us but you keep escaping."

bruce

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

The german guy

Haven´t posted in a few months. I will keep posting memes together with @#StayatHome every day :)

The image shows a search result saying "Oxygen was discovered about 1772" and then shows a picture of a patient with an oxygen mask, labeled "Hospitals in 1771". Next to the patient is a bag of Lay's Classic chips.

DaRey1Cray

help pls find my dawg

A flyer with the text "I lost my bitchass dog again. He's ugly as fuck and keeps running away but I still love him, plus I already bought him shit and I don't wanna return the stuff. Please bring him back, his name is Señor Woofers. He probably won't respond to it cus he's a fake lil bitch though. Please contact me at 661-440-5950 or booteyeater6969@gmail.com. Reward: $5ish maybe." Below the text is a picture of a small dog with a brown wig.

✨Jassy✨

hehe

A person is shown with arms raised and a face contorted as if they are screaming, accompanied by the text "Me: I'm starting an important video conference so please keep it down. My kid: ok! My kid behind me 10 seconds later: [velociraptor screeches]"

𝕽𝖊𝖆𝖑𝖒𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜

This keeps getting better have a GREAT DAY

A picture of Spongebob Squarepants with a big smile and arms up in the air. Above him the text reads, "When the teacher calls on the special Ed kid."

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

That one stupid kid in class :

The image shows a still from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. Patrick is holding a trumpet with a confused look on his face. The text on the image reads: "TEACHER: PATRIC YOU HAD A QUESTION? YA UNMMMM... I HAVE THIS TRUMPET AND I KEEP FORGETTING WHAT IT IS CALLED"

A Star Wars Fan

In the "Drake Posting" meme format, Drake expresses his disapproval of deleting a song from a playlist. In the second image, Drake approves of keeping a song but skipping it every time it plays.

freddyfatbear

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A drawing of Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, looking sad and stressed. The text reads: "me trying to keep all my bad thoughts to myself and be a nice person."

Wade

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a tweet that says, "eventually there will be a baby who can withstand the 145 degree interior of an aging minivan. It's called evolution. we just have to keep trying."

✨Jassy✨

me now & go look at one of my first posts on here

A person with a red hoodie and glasses looks displeased. Behind, there are two posters. The one on the left has 'GOAL FOR MATH CLASS' written on top followed by a list with goals for a math class and the one on the right contains a diagram of the x-axis and y-axis with examples.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
@ju
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He taken a selfie with a security cam?
The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he
is one we must fear.

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

Why is this true?

Spongebob is looking into an open fridge with a sly smile. The text above him reads, "Me opening the fridge to see which quarantine snack I want to eat next." There is a Kelp Milk carton and other food items in the fridge.

blach66

The image shows a text at the top that says, "In the film Toy Story, if one of the toys died the child would just keep playing with its corpses. - A 5-year-old." Below the text, there is an image of a man with gray hair and a slight smile.

big [fire] balls

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a platypus with text that says, "Quick Animal Facts: Most platypuses don't have to secretly fight a criminal mastermind who keeps on making unstoppable, long named gadgets." The bottom panel shows a man with text saying, "What do you mean, 'most?'"

Anonymous

Accurate.

A photo shows a wooden utility pole wrapped haphazardly with silver duct tape. The text in the image says "Actual photo of how well I'm keeping it all together right now."

MATTIX

The image shows a four-panel meme. The top two panels show Drake looking displeased on the left and a cooked turkey on the right. The bottom two panels show Drake looking pleased on the left and a rectangular turkey-like dish on the right. Above the panels, the text reads "The #cybertruck memes keep coming.. and the drake meme is a gift that keeps on giving!". The timestamp is "3:22 AM - Nov 28, 2019"

MEME LORD

A tweet saying, "Yo guys, I have this girls nudes should I keep em? She died so idk. Since I have em and she's dead they are kinda like rare ass pokemon cards. Discontinued by manufacturer type shit," is shown above a screenshot of a concerned-looking chef from the movie Ratatouille.

LtPancakes98

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

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