What song genre do the national anthems fit into? Country.
I hate writing dwarf jokes but I Normally keep them short
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An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Friend: Your adopted. Orphan: At least I was chosen Friend: At least I was kept
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital? Reload and keep shooting
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Kid: but mom I don’t want to see grandma Mom: shut up and keep digging
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
