Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Why should you keep English gay activists away from neo-nazis?
British cigarettes get smoked easily.
i can’t take my dog to the park anymore. why? the ducks keep trying to eat him. why would they do that? because he’s pure-bread.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work? You keep the tradition of hitting black things
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
