Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
"BlessedBrian" is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP.
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.