Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
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You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. It’s full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, it’s just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Don't give up on your dreams...
Keep sleeping.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
