Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes
Holy fucking shit, Addison, watersharky, Gwen, and all of you other cringelords, I swear to God if I hear one more thing about "please be kind, no bullying on the internet," I will actually shoot my local school.
You may not know, since you are only 8 years old or whatever, but the world is not kind. Itβs full of sick people out to beat others, and the only way to stay safe is to beat them. So even if you think you are spreading kindness, itβs just gonna make you a target. So just stfu and keep your "please be kind" messages to yourselves.
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
Fall coming π grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm ππ
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3