How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
i swear everytime i walk past a guy they stare at my ass i always keep wondering why it hurts so much
i used keep asking a woman if i can rape her until she got so annoyed and said "stop asking me"
a pastor asked his child what his favourite bible verse was...he responded keep watch, because he wanted a watch
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
What did the woman say to the man? Stop. What did the man do? Keep going
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle" (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle") But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been twerking for boys for so long I'vе been flirting with boys for so long My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on man keep your chin up. Wait which one
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
Guys can we change pride month to another month please my birthday is in june and im mot gay and my friends keep making fun of me i think we should change it to march because my brothers birthday is in march and thatd be funny
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
Elementary school kids: School is fun Me:Yeah Yeah just keep believing that
Why do the brakes keep squeal.
Because the driver hit it to hard.
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
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