Joke jokes
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!