Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Joke Jokes
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
