Joke jokes
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!