Joke jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
My life, ha ha funny!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
You're a joke!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.