Joke jokes
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Not funny, guys!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.