Joke jokes
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
You're a joke!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."