Joke jokes
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
You're a joke!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.