Joke jokes
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
My life, ha ha funny!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”