Joke jokes
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."