Joke jokes
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.