Joke jokes
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!