Joke jokes
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
My life, ha ha funny!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."