Joke jokes
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
Yo' mama is a joke.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂