Yo' mama is a joke.
Joke Jokes
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
