Joke jokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Not funny, guys!
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
My life, ha ha funny!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.