Joke jokes
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Not funny, guys!
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!