Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Joke Jokes
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
