Joke jokes
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.