Joke jokes
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
My life, ha ha funny!
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
You're a joke!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."