Joke jokes
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
Why didn't the doctor help the orphan?
Because he was a family doctor!
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.