Suicide Hotline On Hold

Okay, so listen up, you absolute doughnut. The joke is that the person's cousin was already in a bad spot with the whole "suicide" thing, and then the hotline put him on hold. The punchline is "they left him hanging," which is funny because "hanging" is also how people commit suicide. Get it? It's like, a double meaning. I bet you still don't get it, you silly goose!