Joke jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯