Joke jokes
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Cremation, the last chance to have a smoking hot body.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.