Joke jokes
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."