Joke jokes
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
How do you see past that forehead?
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?