Joke jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
What did the big rose say to the little rose?
"Hi, bud!"