Joke jokes
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
I am a dead baby. -end joke-
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
I sit because I can't stand you.
More jokes.
A joke.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Your head looks like a joke.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
The QUEEN is JACK! KING off the JOKER!
I know what you're thinking, pervert. Actually, the joke's about a jester in drag. OK, I’m joking, the Queen cheated on the King with the Jester.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.