Joke jokes
Why do orphans have only 363 days in their calendar year?
Because they don't have father's and mother's days.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting c– MOO!
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
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What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.