Joke jokes
You are a joke.
I'd tell a science joke, but I was like, "Nah, it would get no reaction."
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Me: You have terrible jokes.
Mum: Shows me a mirror.
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
Yo mama is so ugly, her pictures hang themselves.
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.