Joke jokes
Not funny, guys!
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.