Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Joke Jokes
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
My life, ha ha funny!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
