Joke jokes
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me!"
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
"and i oop"
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!