Joke jokes
None of these jokes are funny.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's nonexistent hairline, even though Josh has massive ears and his face looks like a monkey's... if they were white.
Whatβs the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What kind of jokes doesnβt work out?
Fat people jokes.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just canβt seem to find one.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
What's Stephen Hawkingβs favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch lineπππππππππ