Joke

Joke jokes

Santa

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

Core

To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.

Orphan

Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.

Me: Why?

Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.

Orphan

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Salad

Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?

The salad could be dressing!

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Sister

When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?

Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?

People want donuts.

School Shooter

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Victim

Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.

Mime

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Bro

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.