Joke jokes
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
My grandma always looks at me when we go to a wedding and says, "You’re next!"
When we attend a funeral, I say, "You’re next!"
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.