Joke jokes
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.
And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly. I took one shot, puffed through my pipe, and jumped in the air on a trampoline. I woke up in heaven.
I asked an angel, "How did I die?"
"Well, little monkey, you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head. Your mom called the doctor, and the doctor said you were dead."
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
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Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Have you heard of the movie "Constipation"?
No?
Because it hasn't come out yet.