Joke jokes
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Have you heard about kids with AIDS?
It never gets old.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?
Orphanage protest jokes here!
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
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What's the joke?
I said it already!
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!