Joke jokes

I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

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I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

I have the best joke:

"You."

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?

I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.

What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?

Knock knock ones.

What is a monster's favorite place to swim?

Lake Erie!

Orphanage protest jokes here!

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

I sat down and wrote a joke.

When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"