Joke jokes
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
This is a joke in itself.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
Friend: Knock, knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Short.
Me: Short who?
Friend: Short you!
Me: 🙁
Friend: 🤣
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a joke, so are you.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Your head looks like a joke.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!