Joke jokes
This is a joke in itself.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"