Joke jokes
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
Memes
bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.