Joke jokes
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
Memes
bro fr wanted to call just for this (bros drunk lol with his friends)
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?