Joke jokes
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
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Good luck, Jake.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I love fard 😋