Baby Drowning Solution

This is a dark joke playing on the idea of someone stepping on a baby to stop it from drowning instead of, you know, picking it up. It's morbid and unexpected, creating humor through shock value and a twisted sense of logic.

• Baby
• Foot
• Water
• Accident
• Stop
• Safety

• How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
• How do you save your wife from drowning? Take your foot off her neck.
• How do you stop a terrorist from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
• Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.