What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Joke Jokes
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
