Joke jokes
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Memes
Even my school is making the jokes lmao
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Person: I broke my arm in three places.
Doctor: Well, don't go to those three places then.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓