Joke jokes
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Memes
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.