Joke jokes
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Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
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How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.