Joke jokes
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
I don't have time to write this joke.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
when your texting your friend funny jokes, Them on the other side when they say lol:
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
To get to a mattress store!
What do you call two natives in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!