Joke jokes
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Memes
When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
How do you get 500 babies in a phone booth?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
A straw.