Joke jokes
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
What’s the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression fucks you harder.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
Why did the orphan sleep outside? ... Because he gets to wake up to Mother Nature.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What's the best part about a dead hooker? The second hour is free!
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
"Déjà moo": The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
-Lift up your foot.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."