Joke jokes
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.