Joke jokes
That joke didn't land well, did it?
My grandad broke his legs.
To cheer him up, I bought him a Walkman.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Social distancing.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.