Cannibal's Pregnant Woman

The joke plays on the idea of cannibalism and the surprise inside a Kinder egg, suggesting that a pregnant woman is a 'surprise' for a cannibal.

• Cannibal
• Sister
• Dark Humor
• Woman
• Call
• Food

• Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman? Mike said: I don’t know, what? Jon said: Kinder surprise.
• What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
• What do cannibals call newborn babies? Fresh fruit.
• What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop? The orphanage.