Joke jokes

A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The Grim Sweeper.

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

what's the worst thing to say to an emo?

if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?

Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."