what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Joke Jokes
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
