Joke jokes
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Your dad.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
qwertyuiol.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.