Joke

Joke jokes

Pizza

    • I have an account at the website Memedroid.

    My name is J0K35FromWJE.

    Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

    I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

    Ok here's your joke now...

    What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

    "Can I have a pizza that ass?"

    Cancer

    • We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

    My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

    People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

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    Prank

    • Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!

    When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!

    Later!

    Side

    • What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"

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    • Priest

    • What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

    A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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    • Bone

    • "Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

    Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

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    • Giraffe

    • Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

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    • Mom

    • Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.

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