Joke jokes
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Memes
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
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