Joke jokes

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?

A baked potato.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?

I don't know! I don't care!

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The Grim Sweeper.

Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.

It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.

9/11 jokes are the bomb.