Joke jokes

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

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What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.

Everyone else in the minefield...

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.

What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!

Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?

Gonorrhea.

I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.

How can you surprise someone who is blind?

Leave a plunger in the toilet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his wife?

He wiped.

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."