Joke jokes
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"