Joke jokes
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Memes
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says, "We've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Seriously? Why would you name a drink Callum?"
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke).
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
What’s green and yellow and eats at your nuts?
Gonorrhea.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.