Joke jokes

This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."

Students: "oof"

Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

Students: "Yeah, your parents."

Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.

what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?

Flat neck road.

Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?

Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."

Orphan: "How?"

Kid: "You wouldn't know."

Orphan: "........."

Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?

Two, one for her and one for the baby.

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

The Grim Sweeper.

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.

(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”

A: The chicken.