Joke jokes
A beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide.
A homeless man walks by her and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to jump!"
The homeless man says, "If you're going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"
The woman replies, "No way, creep! Never that!"
The homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says, "That's fine, I'll just wait 'til you're at the bottom."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Memes
When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.