This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
Joke Jokes
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
Have you seen the new movie Constipation?
You haven't?
That's because it hasn't come out yet.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words.
"Are you getting the knife?"
I was talking to my friend, and he said, "I lost my virginity to a girl, and then she stopped coming to school." And I said, "Probably because she was fired."
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
