Joke jokes
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Orphan joke.
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
There aren’t enough gymnastics jokes.
It’s flipping annoying! (Original)
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;