Aborted Dead Baby

The joke plays on the double meaning of "abort." It's used in the context of stopping a pregnancy but also in the context of deciding not to tell a joke, making a dark pun.

• Baby
• Pregnancy
• Dark Humor
• Abortion
• Dead
• Death

• Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
• What's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
• The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
• I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.