Joke jokes

What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?

One kid in eight dustbins.

Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?

Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.

The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.

What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.

Forrest Gump: Who's your favorite Lord of the Rings character?

Lieutenant Dan: Legaless.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.

Except there is no "f."

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?

A: Because it tasted like shit.

What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?

"I'm a Cheetah!"

You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.

Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?

Answer: Because they already ate.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.