Joke jokes
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
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My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."
What do you call a group of white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
During a discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, "I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents' room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!!!"
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What's the best thing about Alzheimer's?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.