Joke jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Jokes for the family to enjoy.
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Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
"and i oop"
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.