Joke jokes

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."

What do you call a retard in a house fire?

Flame Retardant.

I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My life.

My life who?

My life is depressing...

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

I tried to catch fog, I mist...

Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

Mom: Exactly!

I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.

What did the blind man fight in the bar?

The coat rack.

What’s worse than nailing 10 babies to 1 tree?

Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees.

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.

I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.